Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bunny sighting...

 Bunny has been spotted lurking around here and there in remote locations.

Is he waiting for his moustache to grow back?

Gershwin is still keeping a low profile, so I have a pretty good idea as to - well, not WHAT happened, exactly, but certainly who the agent of change was.

Bunny's been sticking to the really wild bits of the garden, where I think he feels as if he's blending into the woodwork.                                  Posted by Picasa
But hey...what IS that thing over his nose.  Aw, Bunny, it looks suspiciously like a fake moustash made out of a twig.  (It's in the wrong place, Sweetie.  Somebody should tell you.)

And Meela says not a word.  She's laying out catching a few rays.  The deal is, Meela doesn't exactly have skin.  You know, not really.  Not in the strictest sense.  So none of the usual concerns seem to bother her in the slightest.  She just likes being warm, and now that she's decided to just come to grips with her jiggly bits (Thanks, Niecy Nash!) she doesn't care who sees her plump little derriere. So there you are, Bunny.  You were rude and mean, and Meela and Gershwin have moved beyond it, and are living well...and you...  Well, you seem to be spending all your time hiding out in the wood pile or under the overgrown mint, hiding your little bald bunny face. 



Thursday, May 13, 2010

In Which Meela Shops for Spanx

This will be a brief post.  And no photos.  Meela was absolutely mortified to see the photos of her posterior.  She had no idea at all.

She's hidden herself away until the Spanx she ordered on line arrive. 

Bunny has been making annoying little remarks in a rather loud voice, and Gershwin is threatening to duke it out with him.  The next time Bunny makes some vaguely off-color comment that could be construed as pertaining to Meela's tush, he had better start watching his back.

Not a clue how this will play out between them,  but Gershwin is NOT happy with Bunny.  You know, if Bunny woke up tomorrow with a tat that said something like "Big, hairy loser"  I wouldn't say a word to Gershwin.

I'd say somebunny had it coming.

(Line for Maalox forms to the right.  No pushing, please.)

Saturday, May 8, 2010

In which Bunny talks Meela into getting inked

 Bunny and Phil went off this morning, early, and were gone most of the day.
Now we know what they were up to. They met up with Phil's cousin Gershwin and his girlfriend, Meela.

They went off where ever small creatures go, and hung out for a while, and then Bunny talked Meela into getting a tat on her...well, Meela says it's her shoulder, and we have to assume she'd know, but it looks suspiciously like she's gotten that dragonfly inked on her nether section. She's wearing a stretch outfit, and it just is not keeping all of her secrets.

Whatever part of Meela it may be on, Gershwin likes her tat. A lot. He's thinking about getting one, too.  Something manly:  maybe a Kanji that says, "Warrior," although since Gershwin doesn't speak Japanese, he's really taking a risk. He hasn't done it yet, but he's thinking about it.

You know that when the actual needles came out, Bunny was no where to be found.
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